I’m holding a contest for smallest penis because everyone needs to see what a genetic defect looks like.
First and smallest by far is:
Dare to enter?! Winner wins: a long, powerful smoking pole session with the master bull cock of My choice. Losers will swallow and gag unmercifully for an unspecified amount of time at My time/place of choice.
Send all tini-weenie pics to:firstname.lastname@example.org