Smallest Weeeenis contest!

I’m holding a contest for smallest penis because everyone needs to see what a genetic defect looks like.

update: 5/5/04

bunny balls has entered the competition and let Me just say..I think we’ve got a winner

hahah bunny playing dead

hahah bunny playing dead

awwww..tinky winky

awwww..tinky winky

bunny balls

First and smallest by far is:

Scott’s weenie:

IMG_6508 scott's wenisDare to enter?! Winner wins: a long, powerful smoking pole session with the master bull cock of My choice. Losers will swallow and gag unmercifully for an unspecified amount of time at My time/place of choice.

Send all tini-weenie pics

newest entry–Adam: cute..but it’s a tie…I need to see a smaller weenis!!!

Final entry

Paulinas IMG_7308 IMG_7309hahahahahah!!!




BUT there is always time to add your tinkerbell to the infamous collection! send Me pics of your weenie worms here:


Sissy Baby gear

Hello pervy pets!

I’ve constructed two pairs of knickers, a sailor sissy dress and a sexy Julie Newmar cat woman outfit within the last month.

If you need any alterations of existing fetish outfits of if you’d like a new custom outfit email Me for info, I’d love to make you something unique!!!

I work with: leather, pvc, plastic, satin and lace…


sissy sailor dress IMG_1087


and his account was shut down…booh!

and his account was shut down...booh!

My reply:
Dear Mrs D,

With all due respect: You should divorce him! He likes it in the ass!!!

Or maybe you should strap it on and do him in the ass from now on and get a real man to pleasure you while you humiliate him!

If this is a serious email from you and not him disguised as you; I wish you all the best in disciplining your husband. If you’d like call Me!

All the best!


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